Eve Online Weekly /r/Eve No Question is Stupid Thread - July 09, 2020 |
- Weekly /r/Eve No Question is Stupid Thread - July 09, 2020
- EVE is the only game where you would worry about your dead body. :)
- -1 Init Fort
- Cant Stop
- Brave Newbies successfully anchors TCU in Querious.
- Gonna sell a bunch of those
- Another one
- [shitpost] Leaked screenshot of CCP's skill tree
- BRAVE takes the first sov of the war
- *laughs in rookie ship*
- The Secret of the Spinmaster
- Print Screen - Did I do it right PAPI?
- Pretty sure i nailed screen shotting
- CCP.... THE FUCK!?
- "[...]All the skillpoints available to buy on the market in EVE will have originated on other characters[...]"
- Easiest hack of my life, thanks CCP
- Day Four: Max CTA Be There
- [SP sale meme] #justCCPthings
- TAPI: fails to tale screenshot
- MURDER!!!!!!!!!!
- When you're out of the loop - everyone here talking about wwb2, vile & coyote and i really don't know sheet
- Things that have aged well
- 50 Keepstars and 1DQ1-A by Christmas? Easyyyyy
- Nvidia Ansel and Freestyle support has been quietly added for EVE Online
- War propaganda for us industrial players:
- Goonswarm Elite Shitposters right now...
Weekly /r/Eve No Question is Stupid Thread - July 09, 2020 Posted: 09 Jul 2020 06:04 AM PDT Thread comments will be sorted by "New" by default so the newest questions are at the top. Newbies / Returning players please visit our newbie-help channel on the /r/eve discord: https://discord.gg/uHpxFaA Alternatively check out reddit.com/r/evenewbies Useful Links: [link] [comments] |
EVE is the only game where you would worry about your dead body. :) Posted: 09 Jul 2020 04:22 PM PDT |
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Brave Newbies successfully anchors TCU in Querious. Posted: 09 Jul 2020 11:07 PM PDT |
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[shitpost] Leaked screenshot of CCP's skill tree Posted: 09 Jul 2020 08:45 AM PDT |
BRAVE takes the first sov of the war Posted: 09 Jul 2020 11:52 PM PDT |
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Posted: 09 Jul 2020 06:12 PM PDT The fireplace crackled and growled in Vily's office. His armchair faced two other armchairs. There restedthe rumps of Progod "Two Dictors One Fleet Comp" Legend and Sapporo "Glad I joined SUAD instead of Dreddit" Jones, swirling the contents of their wine glass thoughtfully. It was apple juice, because they had all converted to Shia Islam to gain the favor of Imam Ali in this war and alcohol was haram. "I'm looking at this," Vily began. He flipped over his iPad and showed r/eve. "This mess!" "What's wrong with it?" Progodlegend asked. He thought every low effort post was funny so long as the proper flair was beside the name. "We're winning the propaganda war," Sappo said confidently. "I'm not seeing a single Goon post for several lines." "That's because all we're doing is making fun of a Goon line member for posting a photo of his computer!" Vily said. "Everything we said has convinced no one except ourselves!" "I'm sure that's not true! BRAVE likes it! Dunk Dinkle upvotes everything we post." "That's because I make him." Vily pulled out a cattle prod and jabbed it into the dark corner of the room where Dunk Dinkle was bound by his neck on a chain and fuzzy pink collar (extra-itchy) and wearing nothing nothing but his tighty whities. A muffled yelp escaped his ball-gag. "DINKLE, YOU BETTER HAVE ALL THOSE POSTS UPVOTED OR I'LL BRAND AN o7 ON YOUR BUTTCHEEK INSTEAD OF A 7o!!!!" Dunk Dinkle screamed and began upvoting faster. The fireplace started to glow a deep red, but no one noticed. "The point is, we have hurfed for a week and being honest, all we have to show for it is an ihub in Period Basis and an ihub in Catch. I don't even think the Mittani (pbuh) even remembered he even HAD that system. And we're in the process of losing those meager gains." Progodlegend smashed his fist into the arm of his chair. "Of course we don't look good! They keep undocking Jackdaws! I'm too GOOD for fighting Jackdaws!!!! I'm an elite bloc fleet commander! The goons haven't shown me the proper RESPECT for me to win a lasting war! They don't even respect our ISK war victories! FUCK!" Sapporo took a shot of whiskey. God he wished he was back in his quarters, exchanging sex with Jibrish for modbias in favor of TEST's low effort memes. "I don't know how to say it, but TEST can't spin. When we win, it's nice, but if we lose, we can't save face. Goons lost an entire region and not only did the Mittani (pbuh) spin the idea that he didn't want Deklein anyways but that Delve was better, he spun it so hard that it became objective reality!" "What's his secret?" Vily wondered, stroking his handlebar moustache from which crumbs fell onto a book on the coffee table, How to Abandon Allies and Backstab Friends: Written with One Hand by GigX, forward written by TheGigX. "How do we spin like him?" Immediately Progodlegend, tactical genius of the Legacy Coalition, stood up and begun to t-pose. Slowly he began to rotate until he was graceful as a Sufi dancer. "WE WILL UNDERSTAND THE MITTANI (pbuh) IF WE START TO SPIN!" "A genius strategy!" Vily said. "Sapporo! Join us in spinning so we can unlock the Mittani's (pbuh) secrets!" Sapporo Jones, a SUAD pilot, understood this was all insane and that only effort was preventing his entire corp from defecting to the Imperium. However, with nothing to be done about this situation, he sighed and began to spin. The cinders of the fireplace began to spin around this impromptu ritual. Burning away their clothes, their penises swung out like the blades of a windmill and created a small cyclone of bookmarks, maps, low-effort memes, deflated dino costumes, and downvotes. "PLEASE, IMAM ALI! RUMI! MUHAMMAD! ALLAH! REVEAL TO US THE SECRETS OF THE SPIN!" screamed Vily. All the embers of the fireplace sprang out into the cyclone and the room fell away. "IT'S WORKING!!!! IT'S WORKING!!!!" shouted Progodlegend. "THIS IS WHY I AM TOO GOOD FOR JACKDAWS!!!!!!" The embers swirled above their head and formed the calligraphic word Allah, followed by a rhythmic hum. "Wait a minute! By Allah!" Vily shouted in surprise. The humming faded into a familiar Gregorian Goon Chant, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. Then the symbol of Allah faded in the distortions of the cyclone and reformed as the symbol of a grenade. They heard the Original Hymn of Goonfleet from their homelands in their mind as the grenade sprouted wings and exploded, rocketing themselves back into their chairs which floated on shards of hardwood in the void of space. As they choked on the vacuum of space and their lungs began to collapse, They saw the Mittani (pbuh) float in space. The glowing radiance of a shirtless Mittani (pbuh) wearing nothing but a loincloth to barely cover his massive penis was already a sight few could behold while containing themselves, but the Mittani (pbuh) was fully naked this time. The cold of space offered no mercy for Vily, Progod, or Sapporo, for the Mittani's (pbuh) penis was not only fully erect and down to his knees, it was immune to shrinkage. All the cold of space could do was harden the Mittani's (pbuh) nipples until they became sharp as swords. "You cannot master the spin," The Mittani (pbuh) revealed. "Verily I say unto you, no one but a Goon could master the spin." "Why!!!!" Vily croaked out, his face blue as the ice in an ice belt, "What do you have that we don't!!!!!" "I'm not a filthy pubbie for one," The Mittani (pbuh) replied. "But it is also that to truly spin, I do not spin at all." "What?!?!?!" "Indeed. It is not I that is spinning. It is the universe that's spinning." The Mittani (pbuh) clapped his hands together and revealed that between them lay all of New Eden, from Delve to Deklein, from sea to shining Immensea. "You cannot possibly understand how we make propaganda. You cannot understand how I have made Delve go from a rotten region to the Garden of Paradise, Janna, and thus you won't understand why all of nullsec will be mine." In horror and jealous Vily watched the blue blob in Delve spread outwards, surrounding all of lowsec and empire space until a massive blue donut formed in Mittani's (pbuh) hands. The Mittani (pbuh) began to eat the New Eden donut, gorging himself on every morsel without chewing, until all of it rested in his stomach. He lurched, and began to gag. Seven horrific seconds later, The Mittani (pbuh) vomited out at high speeds a meteor.... no... Dabigredboat, and a thousand Goons cloaking and uncloaking behind him. Boat's asscheeks were tattoo'd, one cheek saying "NG" and the other saying "SA." The Hero of Asakai grinned widely, as he was bound for Esoteria. The Mittani (pbuh) said, "You all look so surprised that your doom is nigh. You truly thought you were on the offensive and that you would conquer Delve?" Vily despaired, knowing he could never defeat Dabigredboat, nor could Progodlegend. "We were supposed to reign for 65,000,000 years over EVE Online." "Your very name is Legacy," Mittani (pbuh) said. "And all a dinosaur's legacy can be is their extinction." [link] [comments] |
Print Screen - Did I do it right PAPI? Posted: 09 Jul 2020 03:00 PM PDT |
Pretty sure i nailed screen shotting Posted: 09 Jul 2020 08:05 PM PDT |
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Easiest hack of my life, thanks CCP Posted: 09 Jul 2020 01:31 PM PDT |
Posted: 09 Jul 2020 08:12 AM PDT I am attempting to post an end-of-the day report each day of the war so far called World War Bee II. I'm attempting to catalog the various skirmishes and events in a simple easy-to-read format. While there are many layers to any conflict, some not seen and others showing themselves in various chat channels and propaganda, I would like to give the most people possible a layman's understanding. I have done my best to give the best battle reports and context but if you would like to submit corrections or feedback, please DM me on Discord at January Valentine#9887. If you like, check out my new blog: https://somethingyoushouldknow.substack.com/ where I'll be cross-posting this and other stories I find interesting.
Daily Campaign Metrics For the start date of July 8th to July 9th, the attacking Legacy and Pandafam Coalitions lost approximately 89.5b isk over 1596 ships compared to the defending Imperium losses of 119.9b isk over 1160 ships lost. Corrections that need to be posted will be corrected as soon as I can, rest assured I'm keeping up with all your feedback. The posts and blog posts will be in a constant state of refinement until I get a system I'm happy with. Thank you for your continued kind words and support. :) [link] [comments] |
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TAPI: fails to tale screenshot Posted: 09 Jul 2020 01:19 PM PDT |
Posted: 09 Jul 2020 08:57 PM PDT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU7ZMIQEYHQ "No no... don't touch us there.... [link] [comments] |
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50 Keepstars and 1DQ1-A by Christmas? Easyyyyy Posted: 10 Jul 2020 02:26 AM PDT |
Nvidia Ansel and Freestyle support has been quietly added for EVE Online Posted: 09 Jul 2020 06:51 PM PDT |
War propaganda for us industrial players: Posted: 09 Jul 2020 11:06 AM PDT |
Goonswarm Elite Shitposters right now... Posted: 09 Jul 2020 07:15 AM PDT |
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