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    Eve Online Yo mom plays eve

    Yo mom plays eve

    Posted: 11 May 2021 10:47 PM PDT

    Yo mom so ugly she took 21 days to be accepted in Horde

    Yo mom so cheap she sells feet pics to NSS for 1 isk. Paid for her sub in the first 24 hours

    Yo mom so stupid she's having meaningful conversations with Gila pilots in Frat

    I'm not saying you mom has an appetite for surrender, just a french inclinnexion

    Yo mom so old she flies eve wiki fits

    Yo mom builds a new fort together w 40 stepdudes everyday, now init?

    Yo mom so bad at the game one time Aura lost patience and awoxed her

    Yo mom so dumb she still waits for fw changes

    Yo mom jumped into 1dq wearing only a W.A.S.P t-shirt and a cap

    Yo mom so idiot she sets up new PI in the new space brave are gonna "keep this time"

    Yo mom so large she closes wormholes after her

    People call it ninja gas harvesting but your dad calls it love

    Your mom took an arrow to the knee and it was a 1.2 bil killmail. She kept her implants there.

    If they're large, they're null roids. If they're even larger, they're yo mom's roids

    Yo mom's using the default overview

    Yo mom's so useless she's washing Vily's titan after each successful operation

    Yo mom sells hats and plays the 0.1 game

    Yo mom once laughed on comms and since then the fc texts us all separately

    Yo mom has 8 extra slots for cargo extenders

    Yo mom upvotes Mibbles because goons are the good guys damn Mits got a sexy voice

    Yo mom will join fleet in her orca with her new friends in code, tonight!

    Yo mom so ugly Concord shoot her at gates

    Yo mom was told to htfu so she got stronger toe nails

    Yo mom bubbled herself in the lake once. She killed two herons and some condors

    Yo mom doesn't bookmark exits. It's you who's trapped inside with her now

    Yo mom once smelled a dude's finger. Dude was from slyce and they both agreed its good content.

    Yo mom's so ugly she's the only reason a whole ship tree got spikes. Horny. I meant horny.

    Yo mom went inside the abys and they turned off the liminality. Good night!

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    Can't we live in peace

    Posted: 11 May 2021 02:22 AM PDT

    Post WWB2 Goons

    Posted: 11 May 2021 08:36 PM PDT

    Triglavian Pylon Explosion

    Posted: 11 May 2021 12:46 PM PDT

    Favorite WWB2 One Liners

    Posted: 11 May 2021 10:37 PM PDT

    There have been several gems, tetherswarm gave me a chuckle, but 'papi no caps' is my number one so far. Very clever and yet so simple. Whatcha got?

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    Capsuleer Day - A Music Montage

    Posted: 11 May 2021 02:28 PM PDT

    Notes of April 17 CCP Interview on the Meta Show

    Posted: 11 May 2021 08:36 AM PDT

    Sorry these are so late.

    I took some notes on CCP Rattati and CCP Swift's interview on the Meta Show in April. Provided here for the sake of posterity.

    The hour-long discussion was cordial and relaxed and fell into three main phases:

    • Introductions and General Banter: Much of this section particularly focused on CCP Swift who only recently joined the CCP team after many years as a noted member of the EVE player community. (18 minutes; 4:56 – 23:00)
    • Missing Asteroids: CCP's plan to address problems created by the sudden removal of many asteroid belts from nullsec on April 13. (11 minutes; 23:00 – 34:18)
    • The Road Ahead (summarized below): What CCP's future vision is for EVE, particularly as realized in the recent industry changes. (32 minutes; 34:18 – 1:06:53)

    In section three, the interview revealed a number of game-design directions that CCP (and CCP Rattati in particular) either is pursuing or would like to pursue (no specific timelines or indications of progress were provided for any of these):

    • Making the game more approachable for new players and enhancing the new player experience (55:50)
    • Reduce overutilization of some content and increase the attractiveness of underutilized content (39:35)
    • Distributing players all around the universe (38:47)
    • Requiring some kind of tradeoff if players do decide to clump together into one area (such as being forced to rely on trade, or on establish a supporting presence elsewhere; or being able to build only certain kinds of products due to lack of resources from other parts of space) (43:20)
    • Allowing customization of space in nullsec through IHUB upgrades (such as providing the ability to add certain missing minerals or increase the quantity of existing minerals) (44:07)
    • Dynamic, automatic rebalancing of resources in space (without manual input by CCP) to motivate player distribution (46:06)
    • Improving Faction Warfare and making it a suitable transition point for new players from highsec to null (57:17)
    • Building AI-driven Empire NPC activity (such as fleets fights and resource gathering) into the lowsec/faction warfare landscape (57:25)
    • Adding more play-counterplay aspects to cloaky intel gathering (reminiscent of submarine hunting) (59:20)
    • Adding more play-counterplay aspects to logistics and supply movement (deployables like mobile cynos are a part of this vision) (1:00:18)
    • Introducing more ways for players to build travel networks beyond just the Ansiblex (1:01:35)

    Also, CCP Rattati laid out the vision behind the recently introduced industry changes:

    • Anchor on the Battleship. After the market adjusts, Battleship prices should be roughly the same as they are today. (35:37)
    • Make T1 Sub-caps relatively cheaper (compared to Battleships). (36:00)
    • Make Capitals and Super Capitals relatively more expensive (compared to Battleships) and provide specific tuning knobs to influence the cost and numbers of each. (36:05)
    • Create a more natural learning and complexity progression for industry. (35:25)
    • Improve the new player experience (by making T1 Sub-caps cheaper and by making the industry learning curve more smooth). (36:37)

    A couple other points to touch on in closing:

    • CCP is trying to figure out a role for the Rorqual to keep it as the aspirational goal for mining ships (48:27)
    • The Mittani called for IHUB and TCU vulnerability times to be removed from ESI to remove a source of free intel and increase the fog of war. CCP Rattati expressed approval of that idea. (1:02:07)
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    Discord FuelBot to track fuel for your puny human brain

    Posted: 11 May 2021 08:33 AM PDT

    I just started, and had the bonus million skill point, do I use them right away? Or save?

    Posted: 11 May 2021 08:09 PM PDT

    So, am I better off just using them to train a bunch of skills up to levels like two and three, or should I save them, and use them to train skills to levels like 4 and 5 later?

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    Can't start solo frigate Abyssal

    Posted: 11 May 2021 01:51 PM PDT

    I thought I'd do some solo frigate abyssal runs, but I can't use the filament. I'm in a fleet with myself and I activated it. When I open the filament it says must have 3 filaments. Do I need 3 filaments?

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    Large Ship Movement

    Posted: 11 May 2021 01:37 PM PDT

    I am currently flying a drake doing lvl 3 missions and I am wondering if it is worth orbiting something while being shot at to mitigate damage or if on a ship this size my 380 m/s maximum speed does nothing to mitigate damage?

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    I'm not having issues tanking staying still currently but I am wondering for later when I do harder content with large ships. TIA

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    Question from someone who has never played Eve before

    Posted: 11 May 2021 11:18 PM PDT

    What are these spaceships everyone talks about?

    What are hobgoblins?

    Are in-game clans real world companies?

    How do you play?

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    Scrooge McTitan Pilot?

    Posted: 11 May 2021 08:15 AM PDT

    Am I unreasonable to imply our titan pilots are cheap as Scrooge?

    A titan pilot was complaining about bridge costs while we were saving an orca... didnt their value double since the last patch?

    Meanwhile Im on my third reship into a caracal with less than 100m in the bank.

    Is it that expensive to bridge a fleet?

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    Faction modules.

    Posted: 11 May 2021 11:09 PM PDT

    I've been doing sanshas sanctum, haven, and forelorn sites in null sec and ive yet to see a faction mod, will I?

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    Kill of the Week!

    Posted: 11 May 2021 05:00 AM PDT

    o7 Capsuleers

    In this thread tell us about your kill of the week. It may be a kill you were involved in or one you heard about. Comments should include a killmail link and ideally a story about what happened and why it's noteworthy.

    Feel free to also post about the one that got away - maybe your point burnt out or your guns were dry, but you would have got him you swear!

    No shame here, just pure bragging rights and toasts to the victors!

    Please give this post some love with your up arrow to increase visibility!

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    For high and low sec, would you want a Blockade Runner to have a 4 second align and +1 warp stabilizer, or 3 second align and no warp stabilizer?

    Posted: 11 May 2021 05:29 AM PDT

    Or, 3 second mode for high sec and swap out one inertial stabilizer for the warp stabilizer if you have to go low, as an extra option...?

    What's best strategy?

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