Eve Online Raravos Turning into a White Dwarf!

In their campaign to stop us from lowsec mining goons fed a bunch of dreads to russian FC Tau AD with his massive balls and to our titans before DT. Triggered they got outplayed by having to mid their caps they anchored a staging fortizar in nennamaila.

Goon morale kept plummeting as we were logging in for our daily goon jackdaw shootings https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/687307937139523665/720290807785193492/jack.gif

Naturally they ran out of jackdaws and tried bombers to further push structures into the final timer.

Not able to mine and not able to farm jackdaws Snuff command decided to anchor an astra on grid with goons forward staging fortizar.

We warped in our arty machariels, started blapping goonswarms sacs and guardians with SiegeGreen aiding us. One of our elite firewall nestors forgot to keep an eye on fax range and died for the battlereport. Goons were having fun shooting the astra, we were having fun killing the subs. To ensure strategic victory 25 carriers started to send their fighters over to the astrahus, while circlejerking on the fort undock.

Eventually the goon fc decided he had almost fed too many subcaps for a single astra, warped off and let his carriers finish the structure.

I was fuming and getting ready for goons to declare victory "HA HAAAA we fed 20b in subcaps but it does not matter, your very important astra died" but no the goons weren't done yet, they still had to extract their loyal fighter pilots. So they did the only reasonable thing; warp all the carriers 90 au to an astra of their own, where they could recall the fighters.

What goons did not know is our leader, hy wanto, stopped learning to become a doctor for a day and used his big brain to call for us to warp on top of the goon astra and tackle the carriers. Goons must have lost their cool because a wave of dreads cyno'd in only to get counter bombed by ours and SiegeGreens dreads. Feeding hard but already commited they jumped in the big ball of dreads because why not feed them all.

Towards the end of the dread slaughter Fraternity showed up to make sure every bee was dead.

INIT pinged for dreads but stood down again quickly and we got to loot the field.

BR of the whole goon campaign so far https://fleetcom.space/campaign/yYqJbiBNdcujH7s4q

Gfgf

TL;DR

Astra died goons won.

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I have failed you all

Posted: 10 Jun 2020 05:38 PM PDT

After 20 years of being clean, this game ruined it all for me. Sitting there, anchored on FC, bashing the structure. It seemed that today there would be no goodfight to be had. For what seemed like hours I sat there, ramming hot pockets down my gaping maw and pounding the F1 like every good pilot does. Only looking at the game screen every now and then to smartbomb my fellow fleet members just in case. But then, I look about 100km from me. This was the moment I knew I wouldn't be able to stop myself. 100km from my feeble subcap was an Avatar in all of its phallic glory. It's massive throbbing hull drove me to the verge. I knew it was over. My masturbation addiction had returned. Within seconds my Micro Warpdrive was overheated and my keyboard was layered in gamer fluids. My wife walked in with my next tray of hotpockets and choccy milk excitedly shouting, "Your next meal, commander!" She dropped the banquet to the floor, screaming. I tried to wipe down my gaming control surfaces but the damage had been done. I look to my monitor and another volley from my howitzer is fired. Another titan, obviously phallic in nature, floating above me. For a moment I forgot where I was, as if I was floating in space about to be crushed by this glorious vessel. I was scared. I shidded my pants. My life is ruined. I got kicked from mumble because I forgot to turn on PTT. My wife can not stand to look at me for the atrocities that I have performed before her very eyes were too much for her to handle. We're out of hot pockets, and I can't align outgate because my keyboard was flayed in half from my alpha strike and my mouse is nowhere to be found, likely swept away in the mighty blasts it had sustained. I don't know why I'm posting this. I just wanted you all to know, I tried, and I failed. But such is the life of a capsuleer.

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What alliance is getting attacked?

Posted: 10 Jun 2020 01:53 PM PDT

And ordered a DDos?

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that other game is doing it again

Posted: 10 Jun 2020 05:21 PM PDT

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WTF? Tayra with 25B worth of cargo...

Posted: 11 Jun 2020 12:16 AM PDT

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I like to make advert style posters sometimes